ShreyaLengths Of Desperation
Someone we all know famously said, “Grab ’em by the p*ssy”. But what about equality? Learn from this menu which promotes “Grab ’em by the c*ck”. This is not a typo, because the person has misspelled coke in every item; this is an example of education failure. Unless… they are offering what they have written in which case, I’ll go for cock light for breakfast.
Now That’s Just Gross
Even if they put cow’s or fish urine (how did they even manage to collect the fish urine?) in the dish why to publicise it! No person in their right mind or even in their wrong minds would order a urinated BOLL rice noodles. And rice AND noodles? It is definitely not something I would be keen on trying anytime in the near future.
What The…
Not only is it plain gross but borders on harassment. What if someone wants the pork loin dry? Do they still have to give their juice for it? What if their juice gets mixed with someone else’s juice? Would you risk eating the pork loin in anyone else’s liquid but your own? There is also no clarity on which juice is the dish referring to. Because humans generally secret two kinds of those.
Talk About Cruelty
Not only in the restaurant promoting cannibalism, murder, and other criminal offenses but also branding it as their best! The audacity! Why, oh why no one proofreads these menus? In this age of the internet, it is easy to hire a freelancer for decent rates online.
Something For All
So this one is a typo (or so I think). This should have read hummus, it would make more sense. But what if this is not a typo? This restaurant is not only promoting cannibalism but is also homophobic. But let’s just give them the benefit of doubt and go with the first explanation.
Only Because It Is Funny
So this does not fit the requirements of this list. Neither is it a translation fail nor a typo but come on, how will you react if you read this on a customer’s profile? Which delivery person would wanna go here with the looming uncertainty of having a small or no tip as a result of interrupting this Mr. banging his missus?