ShreyaI’d Personally Prefer A Cone
Apparently serving icecreams in cones have become last year. Nowadays, at least at some places in the world icecreams are served in the as*. If you are into kinky stuff then this is the place to be. All you gotta make sure is that whatever you are being served in, is clean, not an as*hole. Because let’s face it, even if some people are being comfortable with being served in as* as a container, no one is by being served in its hole!
That Would Be A Little Hard No?
The more I look at this image the more grossed out I feel, and the fact that I am a vegetarian has little to do with it. Which part of the bullfrog has been fu**ked out here? And how the hell was it done in the first place? Do these translators do this on purpose just to mess with our heads or do these dishes born out of bestiality really exist?
How Do They Know It’s Sweet?
If I ever order an a*s, I would want that it be more neat than sweet. You know neat, without any… umm hairy substance. How do these people even know their as* is sweet? Did they taste it? Add extra sugar to it? Or is it just how as*es tastes in general? On second thoughts the menu could just mean a sweet ass (donkey).
Bestiality level: Supreme
There is kinky and then there is bestial. Then there are even levels of bestiality. These translators seem to be in the need of translators. If my logic speaks rightly, then probably the menu meant something like “pounded/minced duck”. Because keeping something on the menu that explodes after fu*king seems too extreme to be a food.
This Dish Needs To Be Sued
Well… this is a Chinese menu. And China and Germany never really got along. China declared war on Germany in 1917 and the Germans never really were fans of communism. This is to provide you with a context and help understand that this translation is not necessarily innocuous; there could be some hidden frustrations behind it. Imagine how it would feel like ordering this- “I’ll have one Germany sexual harassment please!”
The Crap’s Gonna Be Tangy
You might have told someone or heard someone being told in frustration, “Eat Horse crap!” Here is sh*t getting real and with a tinge a lime. Eating horse is too mainstream, eating its cr*p is the in thing.