So Confused Right Now

If the pizza section had to be given a heading it could simply have been “Pizzas”. A normal person would naturally expect that there be various pizza options ahead. And yes a normal person gets confused with so many options but making it obvious right on the top of the menu kills the fun of getting confused between various pizzas. 

Didn’t See That Coming

This is just something that happens in the Game Of Thrones. There is also chili made beside it, meaning that this is a restaurant special. This is just plain creepy. Even if the name read “For you and your family” it would have been acceptable but if I read this it in a restaurant, I’ll get up and leave the place… with my family. 

The Mysterious Element

Absolutely nothing on this menu appears appealing to me, be it the pig feel of the pigtail or the cow feet and definitely not the cow something. What part of that cow is something? The tongue? The stomach? The udders? The tail? My imagination cannot help but run wild, in all the wrong directions. 

That’s Not Cool, Chicken

I think a lot of people would just order this dish to show the chicken that it’s not cool being rude and unreasonable and it is dead and can really do nothing to save itself from being eaten so it might as well be polite and reasonable because the next morning it is only going to end up in a dump. 

What A Tough Choice

I know some people eat cats. I can’t even begin to imagine what these cruel creatures (don’t hate me cat lovers, it’s true and you know it) would taste like. But here there is meat fried cat ear. To make the choice easier for you, the other option is the fries PULLS OUT the rotten child. Where do I begin, with the rotten child or the fries pulled out of it? Cat ear sounds better now doesn’t it? 

Power Wrap

Are you not having a hard day when you want to? Are you hungry on top of that? Well here is your answer for both. Viagra prawn warp will do all that you need it to do. I really did not know that we have advanced so much as a race that we have found innovative ways of administering viagras. We are truly progressing.