These restaurant menu translation fails are so bad that they are good!

Pissserved

I would not even bother to read through this menu because the font is so boring. On top of that if I see “cat-piss sause” in wrong inverted commas- I would offer my freelance services to the restaurant owners but first I’ll ask them if they serve this shit for real. 

Fun Fact You Never New

Knowing fun facts about animals is definitely an icebreaker for a conversation but if you ever say to anyone that squids have a mustache they will not only consider you stupid but stop hanging out with you altogether. Just how would a squid appear with a mustache though. 

Finger-Lickin’ Good

You might have had chicken fingers but have you ever had kids’ fingers? Whose kids, you ask? We have no freaking clue. 

Bloody Racists

The description of ‘Dhai Baigon’ sounds so violent! An aborigine round cut, marinated then shallow fried. As if aborigines have not been tortured enough in the history.

Hope you enjoyed this compilation. We sure did enjoy collecting the most bizarre, funniest but mostly gross menu translations for you!