Where To Knock Knock?
That’s not a polystyrene door put up by an anti-social person, It’s snow… The smart person left a house window open in a blizzard and when in the morning, opened the door to get out, found a replica of the same, of snow. Unless the person has a shovel hidden somewhere under the bed there is no getting out of the room unless the snow melts.
Minus 1
Those who buy lucky draw tickets have all had near misses with the number. It’s frustrating. But have you ever been so unlucky that you missed the entire sequence with one number? This person would really have banged their head on a wall or a pillow, unable to believe their bad luck. Better luck next time buddy.
“I Can Explain It, Hooman”
I think a dog should be more readily forgiven for crashing a car than humans; humans, after all, learn to drive cars, dogs? Well, they are just perpetual victims of curiosity. This doggo knows it has done some hefty damage and seems apologetic too. We just hope that the car is insured for dog crashing it. It won’t be called a ‘good boy’ for long, that’s for sure.
Snow White Ride
One is always advised to not leave car windows open because it increases the chances of it getting stolen. The other reasons why the windows should not be left open is, well, exemplified above. One would think that all the snow would seep out once the doors are opened but the thing is, so much snow would have jammed even the car doors. This person literally invited bad luck on themselves.
Eggsistential Crisis
I am more concerned about the two-wheelers who might skid on the yolk. The man seemed to be calling his boss, ready to be fired. Still, he does not seem as concerned as he should. He might have to pay the loss from his pocket. It’s tragic for these people waiting for eggs at grocery stores. There ain’t gonna be any.
Hippos Don’t Lie
Never poke a sleeping hippo. Never poke a hippo even if it’s not sleeping. It is a myth that hippos are vegetarians. They absolutely do not mind feasting on meat and if this hippo was hungry, this boy would have been its prey. Hope the boy is well and alive and have learned the lesson to not annoy hippos.