Off With Her Head

Lesson to teach your kids, or any kid you know: Enter a bus or any public vehicle with head forward and if they ask why,show them this picture. It’s dangerous to get any limb stuck in a bus but having a head between bars? It has to be the worst thing to happen on public transport. Hope the driver saw this and released this woman’s head because if the vehicle moved like this until the next stop…

Bee-friended

The color of this car isn’t even attractive enough to have fooled the bees for a pretty flower. So the only explanation as to why these bees seemed to have attacked the car is either their hive had been broken by someone or they liked/hated the car driver too much. In any way, it could not have ended well for the driver if he/she came out unless they drove so fast that none of the bees could keep up. The person should have ‘BEE-haved’ themselves, don’t you think?

Peekaboo

Imagine you are relaxed and sunbathing to get that perfect tan and some liquid starts pouring right on your face. You start to wonder how it started raining on a cloudless day but then you open your eyes and wish you had not seen what you saw. This dog either really hated this woman or has a really crude sense of humor. Either way, the woman is scarred for life.

So Screwed

The same can’t be said for the front wheel of this person’s bike. If it indeed had been screwed properly he would not have had what looks like is going to be a very painful accident. God knows how many backbones this guy might have crashed. He should totally sue the cycle company. However, one’s gotta give it to the photographer, this is a perfectly timed photo. Looks like he is going to perform a headstand; no one knows if he could stand on his two legs after falling down.

Hole-y Sh*t

Let’s not even answer the first question that pops in our head after seeing this picture: How did the person even manage to break a metal key while still inside the lock, let’s forget that. Let’s focus on how will the person get the broken half OUT of the keyhole. Hope this person had a mobile and a locksmith’s number on it because there is no other way they are getting back in there again.

At least It Was Whitehaving worst day ever 13.1

Having a Penguin at your wedding sounds like a really fancy idea. Imagine a penguin walking you down the aisle. But the thing with animals is that they are not potty trained. Or pee trained. This penguin relieved itself the moment the bride was petting it. She is lucky penguin pee is white, otherwise, it would have ruined her dress. At least now there won’t be any fear of the penguin taking a dump while walking the couple down. All worked out well in the end.