Complaints And Complaints

Next lines furnished a lot of complaints that Jack had from Laura. She read those all silently. But after being sad for a moment, the woman started to laugh hysterically. What made her do so? Was she aware of her husband’s affair or was it something devastating coming for Jack?

It’s Show Time

Jack had listed a few of the complaints that she had from Laura. Laura read each of them and answered them in a manner that no husband would have ever dreamt of. He said, ” Two weeks ago when you came home after work, you didn’t even notice that I had cooked your favorite dish”. To this Laura had an epic say.

Pork No

Laura got her laptop and began typing a mail to her darling husband, she said, “Dead husband, Believe me, one thing; getting your letter really made my day. Yes, it is true that we have been married for seven years, but a good husband is completely different from what you have been and as far as my favorite dish is considered, then let me remind you, that day you prepared Pork something I have left eating since so many years. It is something my sister Carla eats and not me”.

The Haircut

The next thing that Jack mentioned was about a haircut that he had got for himself and Laura did not acknowledge his new looks. While what Laura had to say on this was something hilarious. Though she had been waiting to tell him the secret about the girl he had eloped with.

Girlish Looking

Laura said, “I noticed that haircut but did not say anything as I thought you looked like a girl in that. And I prefer to stay silent rather than saying something like that to you. And as far as your third complaint is considered, it was exactly where you lost it.”

My $50

The third thing about which Jack mentioned in that letter was of a pair of boxers that he had recently bought. But surprisingly it wasn’t he who bought them but someone else. Laura writes, “When it comes to your new boxers, I didn’t comment since you still had the $49.80 price tag on them and I hoped that it was a coincidence that my lovely sister Carla had borrowed $50 from me the same day”.