It all happened on a roof of Brooklyn. Kyle, a comedian was enjoying some “me time” on his apartment’s roof. Even though it was teeth-clattering cold, he enjoyed the wind. The man was all lost in his thoughts when he heard a noise. He was not alone on the roof, there was a couple too. The couple was fighting. Kyle overheard their fight and got an idea. He had no intention of making fun of the feelings of the couple fighting on the roof. But at the same time, he could not resist his urge to sharing their conversation with the world. Almost all breakups are painful and difficult to handle. Even though eavesdropping is a bad manner, he could not help but listen to this typical yet funny break-up argument.

It Begins

He started the tweet by stating,  “A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was tryin’ to enjoy the view. Now I will live-tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup” Kyle was on the roof for some while before the couple emerged to the scene. He was actually enjoying the scene when they started their fight. 

Girl Vs Boy

“I’m not looking for marriage, just what is right below marriage.” said the girl. The couple was on the far opposite corner of Kyle. He pretended as if he was not listening to their argument. The man tried to blend in with the wall as well. her request did not make any sense to Kyle as long as she was not willing to pick a fight with him. But it seemed that is exactly what she intended. 

Not Alone

All this while, the girlfriend and the boyfriend remained unaware that there was someone overhearing their conversation. Little did they know their rooftop breakup argument was going to hit headlines. It all seemed a part of a movie. 

Living With Roommates

“Your roommates are assholes,” guy retorted. “So don’t let me live with them then,” the girl replied. The story was revealing piece by piece. The girl wanted to move in with the guy. But the guy kept on ignoring the issue.  

Not On The Roof

“NOT ON THE ROOF,” the guy said. The guy did not want to argue on the roof. Whereas the girl had no idea about it. He wanted to do the conversation in a more private space. Maybe the guy does not want to talk at all. Maybe the person is in search of an excuse to end the conversation. The breakup arguments get more interesting when the guy mentions pizza.  

No Talk

“You never let me talk!” Both of them yelled at the same time. It was getting funnier with every passing minute. Kyle did not miss any part of their conversation and whatever he heard, he live-tweeted that. Something was very wrong out there.